yes

candy crush is soooo fucked up

If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”

sidnugget:

How can you use hash tags in the wrong way I don’t understand I’ve never seem anything like this

vaginalsalsa:

every male in this planet has gotten a random boner in math class

tangletots:

brians-so-called-blog:

tangletots:

WHEN YOU SCARE AWAY A SHARK IN ANIMAL CROSSING

FUCKING THIS!!

dont fuck this

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

breakmyheartforme:

lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

BOODA BOODA WHAT

ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

having a crush on someone who is dead set on not dating is probably the most annoying thing ever

having a crush on someone who is dead sucks too