yes

annefranksgasmask:

At school for valentines day they are selling carnations to send people if I don’t get at least 30 flowers sent to me I’m dropping out

annawintour:

SO LICK IT NOW

LICK IT GOOD

LICK THIS PUSSY JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD

thatssomaeven:

i think my nintendogs died from me not feeding them for like 5 years rip :’(

annefranksgasmask:

U mad bro that’s the motto nigga

goodbadvibe:

pukkke:

if morgan freeman goes to jail is he just morgan man

no because usually a person’s name does not change if they are in prison

textposter:

saying “ive got to hand it to you” or “need a hand?” or other hand related puns to amputees because theyre different

yzma:

the-emperor-kuzco:

yzma:

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

yzma i hate you, you tried to kill me just because you’re jealous that i’m emperor AND good looking AND perfect. lol you’re so ugly

neopiacentral:

whenever i make a slightly funny post i laugh to myself as i type it because i am a comedy genius

bootylooter:

a muslim girl on my facebook is talking about getting stoned 

not sure if marijuana or

mormonhub:

Crimes that should be punishable by death:

• Liking your own Facebook status
• Screenshotting your own response to an ask
• Liking all of my posts but not following me
• Using the word “swag” in real life