mortson: neeyo hoy menyoy
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
leprosies: can you see my cameltoe
hashtagshittedonem: I would like to dedicate this post to all the girls who wear anime costumes and tails at my school. I wouldnt be where I am today without you
africans: 2004: 2012:
mormonhub: arguing with me
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
annefranksgasmask: i have to pee but i dont feel like getting up thats the motto nigga olo
Anonymous asked: HOW MENNY FOLLOWERZ?
Anonymous asked: can i pee in u
queeniman: I’m sorry that you’re so oppressed Does your father beat you? Are you going to be forced to have an arranged marriage?
Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
mutilates: if Facebook (1) is your title sit down
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
textposter: ive gotten significantly more depressed since joining tumblr but also significantly funnier
triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/